Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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