You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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