Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
did you just send me my own nude
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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