he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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