Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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