I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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