you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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