Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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