you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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