so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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