it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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