I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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