Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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