I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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