This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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