I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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