my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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