So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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