after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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