i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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