Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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