did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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