Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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