would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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