Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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