I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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