Already got asked if we're dating
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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