She's JV to your varsity
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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