if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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