wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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