Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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