great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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