More tranny stories later!
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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