I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize
