After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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