I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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