just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I feel like abortions should bother me more
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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