so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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