fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Randomize
