What did we do last night that was yellow?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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