Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
im on a boat
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