Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
ok first of all what the fuck
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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