you would pick up someone in the library
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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