man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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