I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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