your thong is hanging out like whoa
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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