I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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