Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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