hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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