ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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