I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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