Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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