..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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