just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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